February 2012
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codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
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shots hurts my cod skills
and turn my cheeks red
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Maryland just passed a Gay Marriage bill, just...
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JK Rowling announces she’s releasing new novel for... →
“Although I’ve enjoyed writing it just as much, my next novel will be very different from the Harry Potter series.”
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Why british/american words and spellings matter in...
heathyr:
What a british person sees in their head:
What I see in my head:
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When I try to get off the internet
when-moments-blog:
this always happens:
Click here if you’re awkward!
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Last night I finally understood the classic joke of “why did the chicken cross the road”
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“If Nick outing Dave at his new school was so clearly seen as a dire and...”
– After Ellen (via morrisoutswagsyou)
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fucking glee
i’m fucking crying
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK TODAY
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“If you really want to know what it’s like for someone else, you have to be able...”
– 4 Reasons Humans Will Never Understand Each Other (Cracked.com)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
I think I woke up with a migraine. If this awful headache is a migraine, I blame my roommate
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Fun Fact:
I drove myself to my senior prom.
And got lost.
And then pulled out my iPod, got on the maps app, and found my way there.
I just came across a picture of myself with long hair. It actually kinda scared me
EDIT: And now I came across pictures of me and my dog and now I’m sad :(
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